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Friday, July 31, 2009

fAkE....FAkeRs...

iz jus too sad wen a person's so called frends turn out to be fake-ass binshes hu dont reli giv 2 fucks about u...btw, ths post is sooo not about me(thankfully) buh iz about som1 reli close 2 me tha keeps gerrin haself hurt!

k...so as i was saen...bbz shld reli get a lyf and stop bitchin bout ppl mayne...i mean, if u dont reli want 2 b frends wiv a persn, get d fuck outta their bizness...cuz lyk it seems lyk a common fng nowadays...ppl claim 2 h8 ur guts buh wen iz tym 2 gt in ur biz, they're totally up 4 it...

sha ths is wat vexed me the most that inspired me 2 write ths post:

crazystupidbiatch writees that she z luvn nd missn a dude as ha facebook status.
interestedpasserby teases crazystupidbiatch nd dares ha 2 post d dude shez talkn bout's name.
crazystupidbiatch actually posts d dude's name.
turns out iz helplessbabe's bf.
mz.imustspeakmymind(also helplessbabe's frend) comments on tha status nd tells it lyk it is.
helplessbabe, out of pure humor and bewilderment, decides 2 post u luv my bf? lmao.
emphasis on the lmao.
thn crazystupidbiatch huz clearly wivout a sense ov humor posts anotha status saen sumthn lyk bring it on,u cant stop me,imma fyt till d end.
nxt fng errbody(ppl dat hav nun bera 2 do) starts buzzn tha therz a boy fight on fb!!!

do ppl not undastnd wat a fight is??? helplessbabe's comments wer adorned wiv acronyms signifying laughter---> twas all jus jokes 2 ha! on the otha hand, crazystupidbiatch's comments wer totally aggresive nd fightyish! so y wld ne1 in their ryt minds consider them both on the same level???

d vexn part is that helplessbabe's so-called frends hu r in anotha continent buh seem 2 fnk dey kno bout all da fngs goin on, r the main ppl behind d spreadin ov totally untrue(FAKE) gist!! dey kno dat helplessbabe knos dat dey kno d status ov ha relationship wiv ha bf(hw they're gud nd all)buh newaiz dey stl go ahead nd act lyk dey're clueless bout d whole ish nd drop lame-ass comments lyk 'lmao' 'i am disappointed in bbz mehn' 'dint kno ppl stl fight ova boys oh' .lyk dey dont kno d dude nd helplessbabe are exclusive nd crazystupidbiatch wuz jus seekin 4 attention! if dey knew dey wernt gonna back up their frend, dey coulds refrain frm makin public comments!

i mean do they not realis dat wen tha outside world sees such comments, dey cn lyk 2 fnk tha helplesbabe has bin tatchin/claimin d dude all ths while...nt that we shld pay ne attention 2 wat h8ers sae nd all buh dis kinda stuff is jus bad 4 a babe's reputation!!!

thn to add to it all, they'll now call up helplessbabe nd b lyk i saw wat tha crazystupidbiatch wrote oh...shez sooo dumb mehn...nd helplessbabe'll b fnkn thank God 4 frends in tyms lyk th oh...AS IF...fake,fakers....hilllllzzz

tis vexin sha...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

yesterday wuz 1 ov the not-so-good(in mild terms) days of my entire lyf! i shoulda jus gone bak 2 bed the moment i woke up! ok soo i went 2 bed tha nyt b4 wiv no credit on my fone fnkn 1st thing in the mornin, i'll gt some...so i wake up lyk 9,throw on ths huge t-shirt nd baggy shorts,brush my teeth(yes i did!) thn scurry off to get sum credit...a part ov me is lyk, bbz r u crazy, wat if sum1 sees u wiv ur hair in a mess nd all...the other part is lyk soo wat do u care, u need 2 gt ths credit...
so i get out into the street and therz no single person outside...asin no one atall...im lyk wateva lemme go gt my credit jare thn i gt 2 wher the bbe tha sells the credit stays nd therz nobody ther...instead ov me 2 jus accept my fate nd go bak home, i start wanderin all the connectin streets lukn 4 crdt wich i dint find.. thn i luk around me nd find out therz is reli no one on ne street...mehn...i wuz lyk sooo pissed...obviously a part ov me wuz gr8ful that no 1 saw me in my disheveled state buh i stl needed tha credit!!!
ther wuz ths parry goin down yesterdae nd i hadnt tld my momz i wantd 2 go...knowin she h8s last minute fngs i jus thot(feelin smart wiv myself)i'd tell my frnd 2 tell ha that shez havin a sleepover nd she wants me 2 cum,sorry iz short notice nd all...cuz im lyk she cnt sae no 2 sum1 else joh...only 4 the stupid govt 2 mess up my runz wiv their whole environmental sanitation fngy...turns out thats y nobody wuz selin nefn or evn on the street...the fng wuz s'posed 2 end by 10...soo ppl wer s'posed 2 start sellin stuff afta tha...so im composin the txt i wnt my frnd 2 snd 2 my momz thn i realiz its past 10...so ths tym i run a thru brush my razz weave...change into a much bera top thn head outside reli fnkn, err body'll rush 2 start selln steez cuz they kno they've missed alot ov sales while the sanitation wuz goin down...waz i eva sooo wrong! the streets wer exactly the way i left em! i was extremely fried mehn...ah ahn..hw lazy cld ppl get...btw, the clock wuz tickin...

sha i finally get the credit lyk around past 11...so i snd the 3 page long txt 2 my frnd 4 ha 2 4ward 2 my momz...she doesnt reply till lyk 12.30...shez lyk she wuz stl sleepin...nehoo...she sha snt the txt 2 my momz...
nxt fng i kno...my momz yells my name nd thn i go 2 hear wat she has 2 say...shez lyk i shldnt tell my frnds 2 b sendin ha msgs...espeshly wen shez bz(watchn those razz africa magic satdae mornin fngys...hilz!)...that hw cn my frnd expect ha 2 let me cum 4 a sleepova that same day wen shez jus hearin bout after noon...im lyk iz reli nt that big ov a deal..nd shez lyk it is..nd btw she doesnt kno my frendz parents so no ,no and no, i cant go!

i wantd 2 die mayne!!! ths was s'posed 2 b the last official partay ov the summer b4 most ppl travel 4 the holidays! man, wuz i pissed! the annoying fng is that i hadnt anticipated that response in ne way! i had alredi pikd out my outfit, laid it on the bed nd all...hell, i had evn pikd out the hair band i'd put in my hair!shett...the shock wuz jus too much 2 bear...i kno iz jus a party nd ther'll b othas...buh ths 1 wuz differnt! im serz! i jus had a feeling i wld hav had soooo much mahd fun! i rememba wen sum bbz wer lyk they cant mk it ohh nd in my mind im lyk yay me, i can!! arghhh!!! twas vewi painful ohh...i nw had 2 start calln errbody that i cnt mk it...sad dae, yesterdae wuz...

Thursday, July 23, 2009

raNdom tHots oN an eaRly fridAe morNin...

ok so i kno im probly bout tew breeze nd nt mk ne sense buh i cant help wuz on my mind,can i?
yh..so therz ths dude...tall,caramel colored skin..perfect teeth...tha skenziest mouth...the brutha wuz fiiinnnee!period! sha..we wer frnds...constantly txtin ourselves...talkn 4 hours on the fone..ok nt hours...jus reli loong mins...lool..k..tha fact tha he wuz ez on tha eyes dont mean he wuz ez on the ears!(dry, i kno)...conversations wv him wer simply BORING! asiiin..derz no way of sugar-coatin it mehn... nd before u fnk im completely shallow 4 talkn 2 a boy jus cuz he wuz fine, he wuz also reeeallly reaallly nyc...annoyingly nyc sef...buh his nicenes nd his fineness dint cover up 4 his dryness...besides being dry...he wuz...shlda sae weird?? nahh...lemme jus sae strangely different frm ur average naij boy...that shld b a gud fng unda normal circumstances buh in ths dude's case, i wuz creeped out...he'd sae fngs lyk hav yhu eva felt lyk jus callin ur bf up nd saen,"baby i wanna cry wiv yhu"...lyk 4 no reason oh..jus cry wiv him...helloo??? im nt that crazy abeg...
sha i jus couldnt b his gf wen he askd me...i made silly cliche excuses lyk "i lyk u better as jst a frnd"...wen i was nw feeln bad 4 him, i nw stewpidly sed"my frnd fnks u're extremely hawt!" (wich wuz a lie btw)my frnd actually thot he wasnt worth the tym of day..or so i thot then...sha he acted uninterested nd all tryna put up that its yhu i want attitude(wich was reli sweet)...

the main issue is that presently, my caramel skiined dude is all buddy buddy wiv that my frnd that h8ed his guts!! they'll nw b txtin each otha all dae, errdae! she'll nw b doin "oooo,ths dude shld lemme alone naww" as if shez stl repulsed by him..as if...thaz evn nt wat is painin me...wah iz doin me gan-gan is that the dude has totally exd my side!!! im nt jealous ohhh...i dnt evn hav a problem wiv my frnd...i evn tease ha bout it...

i jus wish guys wld hav more sense somtyms!! nd consideration!! hw does he fnk i feel wen im wiv ha nd he kips txtin ha buh barely hollas @ me in months!!! ARGHHHH!!! lmao...im sure i sound lyk a broken-hearted bbe...atolzz...that is sooo nt the case mehn...jus had 2...u kno...let ppl kno hw inconsiderate the male species cn be...
xx<3<3xx