Thursday, January 21, 2010

In a parallel universe...

The other day I was watching the suite life of Zack and Cody.(I’m not too old to watch The Disney Channel, am i?) Erwin, that plumber guy, invented some phone booth thingy that could transport people to a parallel universe. In that parallel universe, really crazy weird stuff happens. Like Paris Hilton was the President, Zack and Cody’s mum let them do all sorts of irresponsible things, Mr. Mosby encouraged them to play in the hotel lobby and other crazy stuff sha. It was so hilarious that I decided to create my old parallel universe!

Here goes:::

I wake up at 11 am. The weather is perfect. As in there’s sun but it’s cold. It’s also kinda dry but not dusty. I check my new Blackberry Bold. I have messages from hottie. He tells me how much he misses my voice even though we just spoke before I went to bed. My Latina maid knocks and enters my room with a tray of Mexican breakfast and the day’s newspaper. I thank her and she curtsies as she leaves. The major stories are about the new president, Don jazzy and how he resembles former president Yar Adua with his taciturn nature. He also recently declared the whole month of May as Music Month for the Youth. During the course of the month, concerts would be held everyday and school would be cancelled. There was also the headline about Beyonce, Jay-z and their sextuplet’s new reality TV show. Shaking my head, I turned towards my phone as I heard my message ring tone. It was just Chris Brown wishing me a Good Morning. Rolling my eyes, I texted ‘Good morning yourself’ back to him. He was always all up in my face! Calling me, texting me, tweeting at me, flying in to see me. at least he was better than Trey Songz. That one was just a nasty freak. We had fun for a really short while before he started bombarding me with sex talk.

I hurriedly take a shower then head for my mall closet . What am I in the mood for today?, I thought. Perhaps a cute dress from my mini Lipsy store or a pretty cardi from my mini Zara store, I wondered. I’ll probably get some faux croc skin pumps to match my newest birkin bag, I was thinking just as hottie’s picture flashed against my phone screen. We talk for almost an hour while I try on tons of dresses and shoes.

PS: i was really bored wen i started typing this post so i probably just typed rubbish...

nd yh, all my followers have disappeared on twitter!! i'm serz! all at once!! **Now wailing and bashing my head against the wall!


Rene said...

i dint even know u were on twitter.

a hopelessly clueless teenage gurl.. said...

I am oh...r u? turns out it was some kinda error...the followers dint reli disappear :-)

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My world said...

Hey,we hav da same backgrd ;-).......first time here and I'm falling already!
wud def follow you on twitter...x!

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